Humorous Yet Fictional Denominational Anecdote

A humorous look at Denominationalism within Christianity. Of course this isn’t based in reality, but its still funny.
Some people actually think denominationalism works this way. This is hilarious - not sure who the original author was:

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
"Me too! Are you Christian, Jewish, or Muslim?"
"Hey! Me too! Catholic or Protestant?"
"Wow! Same HERE! Are you Episcopalian, Baptist, or Lutheran?"
"YES! I am too! Are you First Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
"First Baptist."
"Ding ding ding ding! Winner! Me too! Are you Original First Baptist, or are you Reformed First Baptist?"
"Reformed First Baptist."
"That is CRAZY! I can’t believe it! SO AM I!! Are you Reformed First Baptist 1867, or Reformed First Baptist 1918?"
"Reformed First Baptist 1918!"
To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

If you REALLY want to know how the denominations get along, take a minute or two to check out our Christian Denominations page.
You can see the family tree of where they all came from on our
Denomination Family Tree page.
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